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Butt Ninjas from Hell

They move like shadows through the night... when they aren't tripping over the furniture. Porn stars, holy emissaries, demons, and even just plain humans—ninjas come in all forms and from all kinds of Hell in this erotically charged comedic Wilde City anthology. Whether it’s the world of second-rate television, fluttering ninja stars, obsessions over a bronzy-olive toned soldier, or magic backsides, your authorial guides will take you where few readers have ever dared to go… without protection.

Butt Ninjas from Hell: You’ll Never Hear Them Coming!

Featuring…

Clean Up on Aisle Me! by Shae Connor

Sheathing His Sword by JP Barnaby

Twink Ninja Tiger, Flaxen Buns Of Fury by Kage Alan

Twerk It by Ally Blue

Hell Is Where The Heart Is by Eden Winters

Ninja, Vanish! by Kiernan Kelly

The Soldier And The Vagabond by Jevocas Green

A Ninja Walks Into A Bar by T.C. Blue

Release date: April 16, 2014

Buy link: http://www.wildecity.com/books/gay-mainstream/butt-ninjas-from-hell/

Teaser from Twink Ninja Tiger, Flaxen Buns of Fury by Kage Alan

Ashton looked over at the man standing closest to him. He was one of the mid-level students, quite handsome, perfectly proportioned and seemingly amiable enough. There was another young man several people down in the corner even cuter than the others who he’d caught studying him earlier and who was studying him again now. One of the masters had referred to him as Ky, one of the few names they did mention. Perhaps he could make his way down the line to where the student was. Either way, it meant Ashton would have to start a conversation. It was time to break the ice, and he’d start with the mid-level student nearby.

“You have an incredible staff!”

“Excuse me?” The man’s eyes grew large, and he instinctively moved to cover his privates, which had never really been a concern to keep private up until this moment. After all, there was nothing to feel on display about in front of eighty-five-year-old emissaries.

All ears in the room were now tuned into their conversation.

“And it’s longer than average, but nice and smooth, which is a testament to your technique,” Ashton complimented him. “So few understand the importance of how to handle their staff these days. I’ve actually had extensive training with longer staffs as well as much thicker ones. Sadly, I find that if the girth is too big, it detracts from how versatile I can be while handling it. The long ones aren’t as much trouble, and I like where the extra couple of inches can impact. As for the shorter ones, they’re easier to control, especially if someone is prone to prematurely plunging it all over the place.”

“He means your Bo Staff,” a higher-level student leaned in and whispered into the mid-level student’s ear. “Breathe.”

The mid-level student gasped in relief and also because he actually had stopped breathing, unsure of how to take the compliment or what the compliment even was.

“Oh, and I loved your balls, by the way,” Ashton now addressed the higher level student who’d performed verbal CPR on the first one. “I wasn’t aware ninjas had them.”

About the Author

Native Detroiter Kage Alan is the comedic (aka snarky, smart ass, sarcastic…the list goes on) author of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Sexual Orientation, Andy Stevenson Vs. the Lord of the Loins, Gaylias: Operation Thunderspell), and Spacehunters: Master Elite and the Maternal Order of Loganites Beyond Uranus featured in the Butt Pirates In Space anthology.

He lives under the regularly well-manicured thumb of his Asian husband and in fear of his husband’s evil Hong Kong Grandmonster.

Author Links:

Website: www.KageAlan.com

Blog: www.KageAlan.com/blog

Twitter: www.twitter.com/kagealan

Facebook: www.facebook.com/kagealan

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