Top Ten Tips for
Dating an Immortal
When you date an immortal, it's not like dating a regular
guy. This goes for all types of immortals, including fey folk, vampires, the
undead, alien immortals, and genetically enhanced warriors such as the Ultras
in my Bringer of Chaos series. Often, immortals have lived hundreds if not
thousands of years, so here are ten tips to keep in mind.
- Immortals value time, but not in the
way that you do. Depending on the era he was born in (among other things),
he may never pick you up on time, or he may never be late. Whichever way
it goes, accept it as the way he is and try to deal with it. Which brings
us to point two...
- If the guy you're dating is an Ultra,
don't expect him to change overnight. They were genetically created to be
"set in their ways". Habits of a year or two are hard to break.
Imagine changing habits ingrained at birth and then developed over millennia.
- Expect to be showered with gifts. Many
immortals have accumulated wealth over the centuries and may think nothing
of spending a few thousand on a trinket for the one they love. Immortals
do not give zircons - they prefer diamonds.
- It's okay to give your immortal gifts.
Weres might like a nice brush for their coat (especially if you spend time
using it on them - they love being touched in a sensual way) and the rumor
that dragons love shiny things is true. Be careful about giving flowers to
certain types of immortals. Vampires might equate flowers with gravesites
and some weres might think you're offering them a snack.
- Don't take it personal if your immortal
tells you what to do. While immortals are likely to believe you know what
you're doing -- they tend to see everyone as babes next to them. Just be
firm but polite about not needing help unless you ask.
- Be aware that if your immortal is a
shapeshifter, you might need dress in layers. Why? If you date a guy who
can shift into dragon form and expects you to hop on his back and hang on
while he flies you to another location, it helps to pack a sweater.
- On the subject of clothing, consider
not wearing T-shirts with certain slogans or icons. For example, if you're
dating an immortal from mythology, donning the latest Avenger T-shirt with
Thor's hammer on the front might not get rave reviews. Not all the gods
and demi-gods saw him as a hero, you know. ;)
- If your immortal shapeshifter is a
fire-breather such as a dragon, fire god, certain aliens, or a victim of
cosmic radiation [Human Torch anyone?], watch certain phrases, especially
ones such as "light my fire" or a passionate "get me hot,
babe." Some shapeshifters tend to be literal-minded when it comes to
their abilities.
- Special note for dating immortal weres:
if they have an alternate shape than entails fur, carry a lint brush and
avoid complaints about "shedding." 'Nuff said.
- Be prepared to have sex. Immortals love
sensuality and sexually attuned women. Okay, now that I think about it,
this point works with any guy.
Excerpt from Bringer of Chaos: Forged in Fire by Kayelle Allen
In this excerpt, Pietas and the search party sent to find
him have become lost and have walked for hours. When he realizes they're near a
summit that will allow him to see the valley they searched for, he heads for
it. Joss, a telepathic warrior he loves tries to keep him from going, insisting
she has a better vantage point. He recognizes it as an evasion.
"Joss. The truth this time."
While she studied him, he remained motionless. The gentle prod
of her mind across his shields reminded him she'd seen his thoughts despite his
best efforts. Or perhaps she'd allowed him to be aware. In the past, he'd
noticed such intrusion during training but not outside it.
"Pietas, if you want to see the caldera from this point,
I can't stop you, but once you see what's out there, you can't unsee it. I want
to spare you the devastation until you've had a chance to see the good side. If
I take you in through the pass you can appreciate the true beauty of this place
first. Maybe come up with a way we can make it work here. Survive."
Devastation.
According to Joss, half a million of his people lay in
helpless cryosleep within lifepods on the other side of that hill. Over three
thousand pods had been damaged beyond saving. The frozen immortals within them
shattered.
A short hike above, the summit waited. In two short minutes he
could see for himself. "How long would your route take us?"
"Less than a half hour."
Once more, the short distance to the actual summit drew his
attention. How many steps?
"Pi?" Six nudged him. "Is that even a blink in
the life of an immortal?"
"No, ghost, it's not." How grateful he was for this
man. "Besides, I'm patient."
His sister scoffed. "You?" Turning to the twins, she
pointed at Pietas. "That is not my brother."
No, he was not. He was far better. His sister could see the
change. Why would she not accept it? Resisting the urge to respond with cynicism,
Pietas shut his mouth.
He indicated the route Joss wanted to take. "Let's go
your way."
"Thank you for listening to me." Joss took Pietas by
the hand, reached up, and dragged a fingertip down the cleft in his chin.
"This place is stunning. I hate that so much of it will be spoiled by our
being here."
"Why? Has Mother released environmental impact
studies?"
"No, she--" The look Joss sent his way resembled
pity. "You'll see. Not far now."
"You've been saying 'not far' for hours. Did I not teach
you to mark trails?"
"I'm sorry, Pietas. It won't happen again."
Oh, but it would. She wouldn't meant to, but it would. He'd
tried for centuries to teach her how to find her way, to no avail. He kissed
her cheek and drew her into his arms, savoring her warmth.
"Joss." He placed his mouth near her ear. "You
couldn't find your way out of a round room with one door."
She jerked up her head and looked at him, eyes wide.
"And I adore you for it."
About Bringer of Chaos: Forged in Fire
What if you were a
soldier marooned on an undeveloped planet?
What if you had no food and few survival tools? What if
you'd been genetically engineered? No matter how agonizing the wound, you
survive. No matter how you die, you come back.
It could be worse.
You could be here alone. But that's the problem. You're not.
On one hand, there's a tribe of sentient panthers who
protect you. Although you hate humans, the one who was dumped on this planet
with you has become a trusted friend. The beautiful telepathic warrior you've
loved since forever is at your side.
On the other hand, half
a million people who depend on you are trapped inside stasis pods, waiting
for you to save them. It wouldn't be so bad if you could wake up a few at a
time. But the traitors who abandoned you and your followers set the timers to
release all half million.
At the same time.
You're facing an
ecological disaster and over five hundred thousand hungry, thirsty,
homeless immortal warriors.
Worse still, before you can build shelter, figure out how to
grow food, or set up a government, you must take back command from a ruthless enemy you've fought for
centuries.
Your brutal, merciless father.
Talk about being
forged in fire...
Immortals may heal, but a wound of the heart lasts forever.
Bringer of Chaos:
Forged in Fire has no profanity or explicit content, but lots of angst, a
little humor, some sweet romance, and a ton of betrayal with plenty of
vengeance. Oh, and let's not forget--one ginormous black "kitty".
Publisher Romance Lives Forever Books
Genre science fiction with romantic elements, action adventure
Heat rating PG13
Available for preorder on Amazon Nov 11-Dec 28. Purchase on Dec 29, 2017
Free on Kindle Unlimited
http://amzn.to/2ABIcCI
Genre science fiction with romantic elements, action adventure
Heat rating PG13
Available for preorder on Amazon Nov 11-Dec 28. Purchase on Dec 29, 2017
Free on Kindle Unlimited
http://amzn.to/2ABIcCI
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Dawn, thank you for letting me share my immortal king with your readers. :)
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