Please give a warm
welcome to IVAN from EVERYBODY HATES FRUITCAKE
by Deanna Wadsworth today as we sit down and see what makes him
tick.
Q: So tell us about
yourself. What got you in the crosshairs for your author?
IVAN: Well, Deanna has
been writing about what happens in THE
NAUGHTY NORTH POLE for a few years now. I just moved there
last year to be one of Santa’s reindeer handlers—a dream job really. I’m a
pretty regular elf except for one thing ...*looks around bashfully*...I have
fruitcake flavored cum. Just don’t let anyone know, okay? You know, everybody
hates fruitcake.
Q: What was it that
drew you to your mate?
IVAN: *blushes* I
don’t have a mate, and I’m not sure if I will ever get one. I mean, there is
this Light Elf, Jimmy, who is just about the hottest elf I have ever seen. He
kinda likes me, but what if he found out what I tasted like? I just don’t think
I could handle that sort of rejection.
Q: A little naughty
fun, where was the wildest place you seduced your partner(s)?
IVAN: *chuckles* Well,
I don’t know how wild it is, but I do hook up with this hot elf in the
beginning of the story out in the barn. He had strawberry flavored cum, and
well, he had a real nice ass, too.
Q: Boxers, briefs or
Commando on a man?
IVAN: Long johns! It is cold in the North Pole!
Q: If your partner wants to seduce you, what's one sure fire trick they can do to seduce you?
IVAN: Elves are horny
by nature, and sex is as natural for us as eating cookies. It doesn’t take much
to get any of us naked. But now, when Jimmy smiles at me or innocently touches
my hand? *shudders* Now that is the
most powerful seduction known to man or elf!
Q: What is the one
place on your partner's body that you know will drive them wild-in and out of
bed?
IVAN: Hmmm, well I
have never been with Jimmy, as I said, that is just a pipe dream. But my friend
Danni and her wife Sheila? *laughing* I usually fancy guys, but those two
beautiful ladies have renewed my love of boobies. I can’t wait to drive them
wild with some sweet nipple play this Christmas Eve. They invited me over for
drinks, but we are elves. Sex will definitely be involved!
Q: What was one of the
most embarrassing things your author did to you in EVERYBODY HATES FRUITCAKE?
IVAN: Revealing
that I have fruitcake flavored cum! I mean, everyone knows how gross it is! I
am so afraid that if Jimmy finds out, he won’t be sharing his cookies with me
at lunchtime anymore. I may never get to have him in my bed, but to lose his
friendship might kill me.
Q: Anything else you
would like to add?
IVAN: Just thank you
for hosting me and Deanna wanted me to give away one of the first four NAUGHTY
NORTH POLE books to one lucky commenter.
Just remember to leave
your email! She will draw the winner on Friday Dec 19th
Thank you IVAN for
joining us on 'Meet the Character' day here at Dawn’s Reading Nook Blog. You
can find all of Deanna’s books at Dreamspinner
Press, Decadent
Publishing or at any reputable eBook seller
Deanna Wadsworth might be a
bestselling erotica author, but she leads a pretty vanilla life in Ohio with
her wonderful husband and a couple adorable cocker spaniels. She has been
spinning tales and penning stories since childhood, and her first erotic
novella was published in 2010. When she isn’t writing books or brainstorming
with friends, you can find her making people gorgeous in a beauty salon. She
loves music and dancing, and can often be seen hanging out on the sandbar in
the muddy Maumee River or chilling with her hubby and a cocktail in their
basement bar. In between all that fun, Deanna cherishes the quiet times when
she can let her wildly active imagination have the full run of her mind. Her
fascination with people and the interworkings of their relationships have
always inspired her to write romance with spice and love without boundaries.
Ivan has the bad luck to be
the only elf at the naughty North Pole with fruitcake-flavored cum—and he’s not
telling anyone. When fellow elf Jimmy hits on him, Ivan fears revealing his
secret and losing a chance to have a real relationship with the sexy elf.
After all, everybody hates
fruitcake!
Danni's wife Sheila is the
Head Chef at the North Pole. Unfortunately, while Sheila hunts for the perfect
recipe for fruitcake, she neglects her wifely duties. So when Ivan tells Danni
about his dilemma, she devises a plan to solve both of their problems.
Can these two girls help
Ivan realize he is perfect just the way he is? Will Danni's wife perfect her
fruitcake recipe with Ivan's special ingredient? But most importantly, will
Ivan have the courage to take Jimmy up on his offer?
EXCERPT:
A soft hand caressed
mine. “Why don’t you like Jimmy?”
Naturally, Danni wouldn’t
let it drop. “It’s not that,” I answered. “I like him a lot, actually. That’s
the problem.”
She shook her head, her
long black ponytail swaying. “That makes absolutely no sense.”
“Of course you don’t
get it.” I brushed a lock of silky black hair off her brow. Her bangs were
always falling in her eyes, and she didn’t flinch from my familiarity. “You’re
perfect.”
Grinning, she said,
“Well, that’s obvious. But it still doesn’t explain why you say you like Jimmy,
yet you ignore all his advances.”
“Because I don’t know if
I should do anything about it. He’ll just end up being disappointed.”
“I’m still going to go
with, that makes absolutely no sense.” She gave me a head to toe once over. I
managed a smile when she tipped back to take in my ass and give me a whistle—she
was such a flirt. “You’re gorgeous, Ivan. And you’re funny. You forget I’ve
seen you take care of those pathetic earthbound reindeer.”
“They’re not pathetic.”
“See what I mean? All the
other Dökkálfar in the stables prefer to work with the flyers. But not you.
You’re kind and patient. A real caregiver. So I ask you, what would Jimmy have
to be disappointed about?”
I squirmed in my seat,
unsure if I should tell her, but desperately wanting to. I had not breathed a
word of it since I’d arrived, preferring to have my choice of lovers, rather
than be laughed at like I had been in my hometown. But something about the
sincerity, the kindness in Danni’s brown eyes made me feel like I should trust
her. Like it was finally time to tell someone the truth.
“Because I taste like
fruitcake.”
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1 comment:
Thank you for hosting Ivan! Wish I could have given away a book!
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