Please give a warm welcome to IVAN from EVERYBODY HATES FRUITCAKE by Deanna Wadsworth today as we sit down and see what makes him tick.
Q: So tell us about yourself. What got you in the crosshairs for your author?
IVAN: Well, Deanna has been writing about what happens in THE NAUGHTY NORTH POLE for a few years now. I just moved there last year to be one of Santa’s reindeer handlers—a dream job really. I’m a pretty regular elf except for one thing ...*looks around bashfully*...I have fruitcake flavored cum. Just don’t let anyone know, okay? You know, everybody hates fruitcake.
Q: What was it that drew you to your mate?
IVAN: *blushes* I don’t have a mate, and I’m not sure if I will ever get one. I mean, there is this Light Elf, Jimmy, who is just about the hottest elf I have ever seen. He kinda likes me, but what if he found out what I tasted like? I just don’t think I could handle that sort of rejection.
Q: A little naughty fun, where was the wildest place you seduced your partner(s)?
IVAN: *chuckles* Well, I don’t know how wild it is, but I do hook up with this hot elf in the beginning of the story out in the barn. He had strawberry flavored cum, and well, he had a real nice ass, too.
Q: Boxers, briefs or Commando on a man?
IVAN: Long johns! It is cold in the North Pole!
Q: If your partner wants to seduce you, what's one sure fire trick they can do to seduce you?
IVAN: Elves are horny by nature, and sex is as natural for us as eating cookies. It doesn’t take much to get any of us naked. But now, when Jimmy smiles at me or innocently touches my hand? *shudders* Now that is the most powerful seduction known to man or elf!
Q: What is the one place on your partner's body that you know will drive them wild-in and out of bed?
IVAN: Hmmm, well I have never been with Jimmy, as I said, that is just a pipe dream. But my friend Danni and her wife Sheila? *laughing* I usually fancy guys, but those two beautiful ladies have renewed my love of boobies. I can’t wait to drive them wild with some sweet nipple play this Christmas Eve. They invited me over for drinks, but we are elves. Sex will definitely be involved!
Q: What was one of the most embarrassing things your author did to you in EVERYBODY HATES FRUITCAKE?
IVAN: Revealing that I have fruitcake flavored cum! I mean, everyone knows how gross it is! I am so afraid that if Jimmy finds out, he won’t be sharing his cookies with me at lunchtime anymore. I may never get to have him in my bed, but to lose his friendship might kill me.
Q: Anything else you would like to add?
IVAN: Just thank you for hosting me and Deanna wanted me to give away one of the first four NAUGHTY NORTH POLE books to one lucky commenter.
Just remember to leave your email! She will draw the winner on Friday Dec 19th
Thank you IVAN for joining us on 'Meet the Character' day here at Dawn’s Reading Nook Blog. You can find all of Deanna’s books at Dreamspinner Press, Decadent Publishing or at any reputable eBook seller
Deanna Wadsworth might be a bestselling erotica author, but she leads a pretty vanilla life in Ohio with her wonderful husband and a couple adorable cocker spaniels. She has been spinning tales and penning stories since childhood, and her first erotic novella was published in 2010. When she isn’t writing books or brainstorming with friends, you can find her making people gorgeous in a beauty salon. She loves music and dancing, and can often be seen hanging out on the sandbar in the muddy Maumee River or chilling with her hubby and a cocktail in their basement bar. In between all that fun, Deanna cherishes the quiet times when she can let her wildly active imagination have the full run of her mind. Her fascination with people and the interworkings of their relationships have always inspired her to write romance with spice and love without boundaries.
Ivan has the bad luck to be the only elf at the naughty North Pole with fruitcake-flavored cum—and he’s not telling anyone. When fellow elf Jimmy hits on him, Ivan fears revealing his secret and losing a chance to have a real relationship with the sexy elf.
After all, everybody hates fruitcake!
Danni's wife Sheila is the Head Chef at the North Pole. Unfortunately, while Sheila hunts for the perfect recipe for fruitcake, she neglects her wifely duties. So when Ivan tells Danni about his dilemma, she devises a plan to solve both of their problems.
Can these two girls help Ivan realize he is perfect just the way he is? Will Danni's wife perfect her fruitcake recipe with Ivan's special ingredient? But most importantly, will Ivan have the courage to take Jimmy up on his offer?
A soft hand caressed mine. “Why don’t you like Jimmy?”
Naturally, Danni wouldn’t let it drop. “It’s not that,” I answered. “I like him a lot, actually. That’s the problem.”
She shook her head, her long black ponytail swaying. “That makes absolutely no sense.”
“Of course you don’t get it.” I brushed a lock of silky black hair off her brow. Her bangs were always falling in her eyes, and she didn’t flinch from my familiarity. “You’re perfect.”
Grinning, she said, “Well, that’s obvious. But it still doesn’t explain why you say you like Jimmy, yet you ignore all his advances.”
“Because I don’t know if I should do anything about it. He’ll just end up being disappointed.”
“I’m still going to go with, that makes absolutely no sense.” She gave me a head to toe once over. I managed a smile when she tipped back to take in my ass and give me a whistle—she was such a flirt. “You’re gorgeous, Ivan. And you’re funny. You forget I’ve seen you take care of those pathetic earthbound reindeer.”
“They’re not pathetic.”
“See what I mean? All the other Dökkálfar in the stables prefer to work with the flyers. But not you. You’re kind and patient. A real caregiver. So I ask you, what would Jimmy have to be disappointed about?”
I squirmed in my seat, unsure if I should tell her, but desperately wanting to. I had not breathed a word of it since I’d arrived, preferring to have my choice of lovers, rather than be laughed at like I had been in my hometown. But something about the sincerity, the kindness in Danni’s brown eyes made me feel like I should trust her. Like it was finally time to tell someone the truth.
“Because I taste like fruitcake.”
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