Thursday, January 23, 2014

WRITERS WRITE...WRITING PARTNERS FEUD ~ BELLY LAUGH DAY




Z:  January 24th is Belly Laugh Day.  Make my big belly jiggle.  (He does the middle bounce that most hold synonymous with Santa Claus)  Bounce to the left.  Bounce to the right.  Bounce up.  Bounce down.  Write...write...write!  (He begins to become a human beat-box)
A:  (Rises and mimics his belly buoyancy... the two dancing as if Jolly Jello molds.  Only hers doesn't jiggle quite as much being wrapped in spandex, which is also the reason her complexion is slightly blue)  Laugh my puppet laugh.  Heehee. 
Z:  About what?  (If he had seen the two in a mirror the answer would have been obvious)
A:  (She leans back in her chair and does the what-am-I-going-to-do-with-him gesture) Soooooooooo, what makes you laugh?
Z:  Joke me since I can't take a screw!  (Obscure humor was his forte... and he hid in it)
A: Let me run this up the flag pole and see if you salute.  Sex for or with the elderly... funny or not?
Z:  Careful girl!  Tread lightly!  Age Discrimination can't hid in wrinkles.  Where are going with this?  (He pulled his driver's license and checked his age, and then did the evil-bite-you stare)
A:  Joke?
Z:  Joke me!
A:
Little Boy Blue was chatting with Little Girl Pink, "Ye know that Gramdpa Dumpty had been married for fifty years.  I heard that they were sitting at the breakfast table when the old gent said to G-ma Dumps, 'Just think, honey, we've been married for fifty years.' 
'Yeah,' she replied, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table.'
'I know,' the old man said, 'We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago.'
'Well,' Granny snickered, 'What do you say...should we get naked?'  Where upon the two stripped and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps, 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!'"  (Taken from BALDERDASH AND  DONA PENZA TATTLE TALES  PRESENTS:  SECOND FLORILEGIUM...THE FABLE OF SIN-SIN-CINDERELLA BALLING...BOOK TWENTY-FOUR...DANCING LOVE...BY  Angelica Hart and  Zi)  (she waited... smiled)  Well?
Z:  Belly Laugh warning.  Spread out.  And I was not being redundant!  (He sniggered knowing he was poking Ang with the portly stick)
A:  Sticks and stones can break my bones but my big foot can hurt you!





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