A: Whatja doin'?
Z: Writing.
A: (Peers at his computer screen and sees red, literally. All the current players and coaches for the
Philadelphia Eagles or college or NFL players are written in red. She begins to read, laughs out loud then
claims a stunned express) You're playing, not writing.
Z: Keys are being pressed, words are appearing, sentences are
forming. I am writing!
A: But not on the blog to tell readers about KILLER DOLLS, one
of the first books we wrote for Champagne Books.
Z: Done! (He strikes a
key with a triumphant flare)
A: The blog?
Z: And this piece.
A: It's sports.
Z: (Brows wiggle) It's naughty.
A: (She giggles) It's funny.
Z: Wanna share?
A: Lets! But let me finishing reading it first.
After clearing her throat, she begins:
Philadelphia Eagles homunculus GM, Howie Roseman, must have felt
his team was inadequate and reacted to make them more cocksure. We get it.
That was his job. But how? One could easily suspect he considered the
essence of being cocksure and reacted appropriately.
Howie's big show-piece came when he drafted a Cox; Fletcher Cox; he was a very powerful Cox who consistently shoved it up the middle. The sports world knew that Howie was proud of
his magnanimous Cox,
wielding his new Cox in
the faces of the other GMs.
But that endowment was just not enough. He resigned a Dixon; Antonio Dixon who was a hurt Dixon. Like many slumped Dixons he recouped, recharged and is now upright and is ready to be
a hard driving Dixon.
Knowing that they needed another Dixon, Howie signed Dennis Dixon; who is a very skilled Dixon that can quickly jut right or left before he'd hurl his
ball. Because he was a pre-mature ball
hurler he has had little play but in college was one of the best ball
hurler.
Know that Dixon
was just not enough our GM drafted a Johnson; Damaris Johnson who was one
of the fastest Johnson's
in all the league. Like a
pre-mature ball hurler a fast Johnson had
some drawbacks and coupled with the fact that he came with some baggage. But
every intuitive Johnson
knows that a good bag is fine, no, essential.
Now not satisfied with one fast Wide Receiving Johnson, Howie added a second
Johnson;
Ronald Johnson, who was very similar in size and shape as the other Johnson. Now, they were a belt-and-suspenders Johnson-ed up team. Smart tooling.
His prize was his Peters;
Jason Peters was
a multiply Pro Bowl Peters. As a Peters, he was long with immense girth, but unlike other Peters he was slow and
plodding; as Peters go,
very effective.
Without equivocation, Howie needed to cocksure-up his O-line so
he knew he had to sign a big Wang; Ed
Wang. As far as Wangs go he was a huge Wang,
one of the largest Wangs in
all of football. And everyone familiar
with a good O
knew that a massive Wang
could get the job done. Howie was proud
of his new Wang. The GM released King Dunlap knowing you'd rather
a stand-up Wang
rather than a Dunlap over the belt member.
Obsessed after creating the right packages for the Birds he was
fanatical over what to do with these new members. So, firstly, he drafted a Boykin; Brandon Boykin. An obvious choice which was applauded by the
footballing community as being a no-brainer. Howie the big head planned to have a Boykin for the little heads.
Everyone knows that when you have health and virile Peters, Johnsons, Dixons and a big Wang, Boykin is and can be very important. Brandon Boykin played the middle and handled the studs members. They liked that. Who wouldn't? This gave Howie the freedom to release their
Tapp; D. Tapp. He was becoming ineffective. A futile and fruitless Tapp is a wasted Tapp. It was easy to see that a good Boykin is better than a useless Tapp.
But to be safe, and we know that Howie is a cover-your-bases
kind of guy, he drafted a McNutt;
Marvin McNutt.
Though this was a slow McNutt and he had to remain on the practice squad learning to be a
quicker McNutt. No one had to tell Howie that getting a McNutt was satisfying.
Speaking a McNutt the team signed a
free-agent Chung; Patrick Chung. A package with a
good Chung is a mature looking package. So this new Chung
provides some stability to an ineffective coverage group.
Planning for the future the GM also signed the free agent Polk, Chris Polk. Big talented members also were open to a Polk or two. Sadly, this Polk was hurt but everyone knew he'd be back and Polk with the best.
Now having a Boykin and
Polk,
Howie diversified and picked up a young B. J.; B. J. Cunningham. Please, everyone knew that from time-to-time
that a good B.J. was
a nice thing to have. We now know that
Roseman was a big B. J. fan.
To kick this all off well, Howie signed a Jones; Donnie Jones. It was obvious that with so many tools a good
Jones is
expected, almost required.
Discussing the 2013 offseason it was reported that the GM was
taking long and hard looks at Ed Dickson,
Jermon Bushrod,
Adam 'Pacman'
Jones, Derek Cox,
Rashad Johnson, and Antonio Johnson. As of now they passed
on these new potential members.
Additionally, he hired two perfect coaches. Stoutland
understood those big members of his team.
Jeff Stoutland had
coached some of the biggest Stoutlanders at
Alabama; a good Chance, a
great Jones,
and no Fluker ever
as good. The second coach validated it
by being a Lovett; John Lovett just smiled.
So if past acts are a predickor of future actions one might
suspect that the Scouting Staff is looking at certain players in the upcoming
draft. The 2013 College draft is quickly
coming. And there will be some studs
coming to Philadelphia. Some names that
have been intimately connected to the Birds are Georgia's Jarvis Jones, though he has some
spine concerns, Tyrann Honey
Badger Mathieu, though he smokes which might be how he Badgers Honeys,
Robert Woods, one
of USC's good Woods, Alex Okafor
all the right reasons, Alec Ogletree, he
admired rapscallion, Lane Johnson, the
OT Johnson
that most think underrated, Baccari Rambo, hits
it well, Kyle Long, from
a legacy of good Longs, Montee Ball, runs the balling game, Nico Johnson, a team can never have enough talented Johnsons, J.J. Wilcox, an eager willing
sort, Brandan Bishop, old-school but
effective, and Malliciah Goodman, a
Joe baga-donuts Clemson member.
So you
wonder did Sigmund Freud have a point?
What point? Well, does Little
Howie Roseman feel penis envy?
A: (Sighs as she sips her tea) The price you pay with someone
who is a sports fanatic.
Z: But you have learned well grasshopper.
A: Indeed, I have learned the difference between a tight end,
split end, slot receiver and a wide receiver. (Whips one arm aside and does a
little bow) Taaa da!
Z: You make those football positions sound naughty.
A: They're not?
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