Meet the Character from Victoria Blisse's Bollywood Nightmare, Johnny the Djinn

Please give a warm welcome to Johnny from Bollywood Nightmare by  Victoria Blisse today as we sit down and see what makes him/her tick.

Q: So tell us about yourself. What got you in the crosshairs for your author?

Hello, I’m Johnny, I’m a Djinn. I like to tell stories and to do magic.I’m all powerful you know. I think Victoria simply loves me, I mean, who wouldn’t? She needed a break so I told her the story for how my Master, Rahul met the love of his life, Laura, of course I had a big part to play in it all. Then she took it, took on Laura’s point of view and wrote Silver Screen Dream. She completely ruined the story by including  Laura’s rantings but there you go. She’s done the same with Bollywood Nightmare. Took my perfectly good rendition and ruined it by adding Kiya’s point of view. 

Q: What was it that drew you to your mate?

Ah, *sighs whistfully* it was her beautiful pea green hair, that Djinn has the most beautiful nose hair I’ve ever seen. However I’ve not seen her in many, many a decade though. I am trapped on earth serving my stupid master and I don’t know where my lover is. In fact, in Bollywood Nightmare I get some really shocking news about my love. I’m afraid I don’t react to it well.

Q: A little naughty fun, where was the wildest place you seduced your partner(s)?

Well, it doesn’t come much wilder than Djinnistan, love. That’s the home of all Djinns, it’s a beautiful place. We made love all over. We loved the woods especially. However I’m stuck watching humans get seduced these days and they just don’t do sex  right, you know. If you’re still conscious and not bleeding by the end it’s just not good enough.

Q: Boxers, briefs or Commando on a man?

I don’t care just keep it covered. *shudders* Naked male humans are the most disgusting looking things.

Q: If your partner wants to seduce you, what's one sure fire trick he/she can play?

*looks at you suspiciously* Are you trying to uncover the secrets of the Djinns? I don’t tell humans my secrets. They don’t even know my real name, Johnny is just what I allow them to call me.

But unless you’re a beautiful Djinn lady with pea green nose hair you’ll not be in luck. All my love would need to do is call my real name and I would melt into her arms.

Q: What is the one place on your partner's body that you know will drive them wild-in and out of bed?

Her neck. Apparently it’s similar with human females. My love adores it when I nibble on her neck.

Q: What was one of the most embarrassing thing your author did to you in Bollywood Nightmare?

Well, she let that little nightmare of a woman Kiya, Rahul’s Daughter to narrate and she totally ruined my rescue story by telling people she had to rescue ME! As if, pffft.

Q: Anything else you would like to add?

Thanks for having me; it is nice chatting to new humans. I get very bored rattling round in my amulet or tea kettle you know. You should buy my book, Bollywood Nightmare but if you’ve not read Silver Screen Dream you should get that too. Just for the bits I tell of course, ignore the women’s bits, they’re just rubbish. My author will tell you the details.

Thank you Johnny for joining us on 'Meet the Character' day here at Dawn’s Reading Nook Blog. Please find Bollywood Nightmare by Victoria Blisse at Total-E-Bound.

Book Blurb:

Book two in the Djinn’s Amulet Series

Sometimes what seems to be a nightmare can change into a dream come true.

Kiya is the daughter of Rahul Khan, the biggest Bollywood star of all time and she is a talented actress in her own right. Her abundant curves have taken Bollywood by storm and now Hollywood is knocking at her door.

Johnny is the Khan family Djinn. He is responsible for Rahul meeting his true love Laura. Well, that’s what he tells people anyway. His Masters latest wish is the safekeeping of his daughter Kiya on her American adventure. How he ends up powerless and alone he’s not quite sure and how he’s going to rescue the kidnapped Kiya without his Djinn magic is a mystery.

Luckily, Kiya has many talents She sets about seducing her captor, Aseem but it isn’t just her virginity he takes, it’s her heart.

Will Kiya and Aseem beat the odds, escape the badlands warehouse and have all the wild, kinky sexy they long for? Will Johnny be wished free, will he go to his soul mate in Djinnistan and will they all live happily ever after?

Reader Advisory: This book contains contains a scene of dubious consent, some hot spanking, sexy bondage and a sarcastic Djinn you are going to fall in love with.

Buy Link: Bollyood Nightmare: http://www.total-e-bound.com/product.asp?strParents=&CAT_ID=&P_ID=1924

Silver Screen Dream: http://www.total-e-bound.com/product.asp?strParents=&CAT_ID=&P_ID=1349

Excerpt:

 Too right I wasn’t bloody missing her. I was right there the whole time trying hard to ignore the sex stuff. Yuck. Humans were obsessed with it and they never did it right, nope. There was barely a bruise to be seen the day after. Now Djinns knew how to fuck properly. Well, they had done a few centuries ago when I was still a free spirit and in love with the sexiest Djinn alive. We could fuck for hours and hours, and man, if I thought hard enough I could still feel the marks of her claws in my back…anyway, I am giving away too much again, aren’t I? Back to the story at hand.

Once Kiya fell asleep I hopped out of the amulet. It was perfectly adequate living space for your average Djinn, but it was like a humangoing on holiday in a caravan. Sometimes you just needed to stretch your legs a bit.

I wandered around the suite and took note of its size and opulence. Rahul would even approve of it as fit for his little princess. I looked out for something big that I could set up shop in. I knew I’d promised Rahul to look after Kiya but I hadn’t promised to stay in that damn amulet all the time.

The problem with such expensive rooms was that they tended to go for the minimalist look and there didn’t seem to be anything close to the dimensions of my precious tea kettle for me to settle down in at first glance. I needed a bit of space away from Kiya’s gaze and that tiny bloody amulet. And even a Djinn needs a home away from home.  Then I noticed a long, elegant vase stood to one side of the main door into the room. It stood on the floor and had a long neck that stretched up to my thigh in human form. It seemed a little out of character, with the rest of the room being ornate and gold and covered in little pictures and Chinese script, but then who was I to comment? I wasn’t an interior designer. So I leapt in.

 It was quite a nice vase, really. Spacious, empty of course, but I could fix that soon enough. However just asI began to think of summoning furniture from home I began to yawn. A few seconds later I was asleep. Or something sleeplike—having never done it before I couldn’t be completely sure—but when I woke up and poofed out of the damn thing Kiya was gone.

Bio: Victoria Blisse is a Mother, Wife, Christian, Manchester United Fan and Award Winning Erotica Authoress. She is also the editor of several Bigger Briefs collections, and the co-editor of the fabulous Smut by the Sea and Smut in the City Anthologies.

She is equally at home behind a laptop or a cooker and she loves to create stories, poems, cakes and biscuits that make people happy. She was born near Manchester, England and her northern English quirkiness shows through in all of her stories. Passion, love and laughter fill her works, just as they fill her busy life.

You can find her on Facebook http://facebook.com/victoriablisse , Twitter http://twitter.com/victoriablisse  and Pinterest http://pinterest.com/victoriablisse

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