WRITERS WRITE...WRITING PARTNERS FUED

With the release of their erotica novel STEEL EMBRACE pending this month, we have handed our weekly blog over to Vixen Bright and Zachary Zane, writers published with Carnal Passion. ~ Angelica and Zi

INTERACTIVE DIALOG

Bright: What is our subject today?
Zane: Love is emotional reality -- whereas sex is just reality.
B: Who has never mistook good sex for love?
Z: For about twelve years I thought sex was love.
B: You can be such a pig.
Z: Oink-oink! But damn if it was so perfect how can any reasonable dude discern?
B: What was perfect?
Z: Boink-boink! (Zane placed his anatomically incorrect Ken doll in a salacious pose with Barbie.)
B: We have written a lot about sex and a lot about love. We don't suggest we are anywhere near being experts on the subjects but we do try to allow the themes to interconnect.
Z: Sex can be good, but sex complicated by love can be simple awesome and in all fairness a bit more naughtier.
B: Here is a short parody piece we wrote for THE SIN IN CINDERELLA.

LORD GAE JA VU

My love was my complete undoin'.
I mistook love for screwin'.
I gave of my caring heart.
Only to be called a dumb fart.
The fool unquestionably me.
Hearts blinded so as not to see.
It took the medicine of reality.
Poisoned by passion, a causality.
Dyin' a slow and painful death.
Cussin' beneath my hurtin' breath.
In sincerity their life's claim.
I was just another fun game.
So I sadly sit alone and cry.
Truly hopin' to just up and die.
My love was my complete undoin'.
I mistook love for screwin'. ~ Wrye Balderdash

Lord Gae Ja Vu arrived with seven friends, each loafer light, and with each came, why of course they came...with small helpers. Bees and butterflies. Hummingbirds and caterpillars. Dirty hamsters and garter snakes. "I've assembled a crew...not one but fifty-two...what oh what can we do...we are here, dear, get use of us."
Eartha knew the skill set, still she lined them up and gave them each the toe to forehead survey as if inspecting the troops. Aye, the intimidation was intentional. They needed to understand the import of their task, plus the dominatrix in her enjoyed it. She simply had to get out more often and expel some of that pent up erotic urges. Finally, she said, "Build me a gown."

"We shall."
"Make it erect, every fella at first sight."
"We can."
"What do you need?"
"A naked Cinderella."
"It shall be so."
Cindi liked to strip...it was a tease...did it with ease...and most were pleased." Now and then she’d pretend she was dancing about the Maypole and singing a little song.

Let me entertain you,
Let me make you lose your mind
Let me do a few tricks
Some old and then some new licks
I can tease for some time
And if you need woody
I can make it swell...goody
I’ll make you feel real fine
So, let me entertain you
It won’t cost you a rhyme
Aye, Sire!
It won’t cost you a rhyme

But today, the Haberdashers and apprentices were not interested in the title, as in titillation, she could cause but the dimensions of her money-makers. They pawed and groped, pinned and measured, lifted and separated, and pinched and prodded all without one hint of arousal. And Cindi was boggled. But the lesson was simple. Déjà vu struck. This was how her step-sisters felt every day. Wow!
For a moment, she empathized. For a moment, sadness ensued. For a moment, she forgot it was all about her. The moment didn’t last. Cindi wasn’t mean-spirited, just caught up in the tado.

B: I do like the unexpected...unforeseen...the unpredictable...startling.
Z: I like you can now use the on-line Thesaurus.
B: What is the mop for?
Z: The pee.
B: What pee?
Z: Look down.
B: Ick! (She jumped and tried to avoid the trail but sadly with age comes some loss of agility and Bright slipped and fell into the mess. He khaki shorts darken where the pooch pee was absorbed.) Help!
Z: Yeah, right! I'll mop. There are sweat pants in the laundry. You can wash and dry your own shorts. Hurry we have work to do. (Zane bounced his large eye-brows and smiled. Zane was well-embrowed.)
B: This is all your fault.
Z: Au contraire mon ami. If you had assisted in the diapering of Mo...'nough said.
B: Sweat pants?
Z: Yup! (He smiled knowing that they were his sweats and the likelihood of them fitting at all, well, was remote. Zane was 6'-0" and she just above 5'-0")


ABOUT AUTHORS

Vixen Bright and Zachary Zane are with Carnal Passion and also write as Angelica Hart and Zi as well as Dona Pena Tattle, Esq. and Associate Wrye Balderdash who are with Champagne Books and have a number of titles.

Their combined accomplishments include book publications in print and/or electronic versions of thirty-seven titles, twenty plus romance specific, EPPIE finalist for three books, Cecil Whig award, Hob-Nob Reader's Choice Award, Champagne Books Novel of the Year Nominee, Champagne Books Author of the Year Nominee. Plus, they have written over 500 shorts with numerous published in both nationwide and small press magazines, articles published in various local, city and statewide newspapers, including four as a Guest Columnist in addition to trade articles. Both are members of various writing groups

We'd love to hear from anyone interested in what we do. Anyone who writes us at angelicahartandzi@yahoo.com and leaves an s-mail address, we will send you a gift and add you to any future mailings.


Vixen Bright and Zachary Zane
STEEL EMBRACE http://www.carnalpassions.com/

Angelica Hart and Zi
KILLER DOLLS ~ SNAKE DANCE ~ CHASING YESTERDAY
www.champagnebooks.com

THE FABLE OF SIN-SIN CINDERELLA Series
angelicahartandzi.com

TheWritersVineyard.com (monthly piece)
www.champagnebooks.blogspot.com(monthly piece)
Dawn's Reading Nook (Thursday's piece)
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