THE
LAST DAYS OF LILAH GOODLUCK
Author:
Kylie Scott
ISBN: 9781525804809
Publication
Date: February 6, 2024
Publisher:
Graydon House
18.99
US | 23.99 CAN
Red White and Royal Blue meets The Last Holiday in this delight of a
novel, about a woman who unexpectedly finds "fall in love with a
prince" on her bucket list after a fortune teller tells her she only has a
week to live. Ideal for fans of Sophie Cousens and Rebecca Serle.
Your boyfriend is cheating on you
You will be passed over for the promotion
5-8-12-24-39-43
Your soulmate is a royal prince
And your time is up a week from Monday
When Lilah Goodluck saves the life of Good Witch Willow as they’re
crossing a busy LA street, the last thing she expects is five unwanted
predictions as a reward. Who gives someone the lotto numbers then tells them
they’ve only got a week to live? And who believes in that nonsense anyway?
But when the first three predictions come true within twenty-four
hours, Lilah’s disbelief turns to mild panic. She’s further horrified when she
nearly runs a car off the road that belongs to Alistair Lennox, the
illegitimate son of the English king.
Alistair is intrigued by her preposterous story, but Lilah is
adamant about resisting the heat between her and the playboy prince. If he’s
not her soulmate, then the last prediction can’t come true. But as the days
count down, they become maybe friends…and then maybe more. Between the
relentless paparazzi and his disapproving family, dating a sort-of prince isn’t
easy, especially when you have death on your doorstep.
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Excerpted from The Last Days of
Lilah Goodluck by Kylie Scott. Copyright © 2024 by Kylie Scott. Published by
arrangement with Harlequin Books S.A.
Friday
Good Witch Willow is unhappy at me for
keeping her waiting.
This is made obvious by the way she
glares up at me through her wire-rim glasses while tugging on one of the
crystal pendants around her neck. Like it is going to take help from beyond to
stop her from slapping me silly or something.
“Lilah,” says my best friend with much
patience, “why are you like this?”
“I don’t know.”
“Just ask her a question already.”
Rebecca (not Becca or Becky) does have a
point. It’s not like I haven’t known this moment was coming for weeks now. She
wanted to do something fun for her birthday and every other entertainer had
already been booked. A lot of birthday parties in March, apparently. Guess
everyone has sex in the summertime.
The private room at the back of the
bespoke cocktail bar off Santa Monica Boulevard is close to capacity and a song
by Hozier plays over the speakers. We stand at one of the tall round bar tables
with the remains of a charcuterie board and a flickering tea light in a vintage
jar. The walls are painted a bright turquoise, but the vibe is relaxed. It
should be a great night. I want it to be for my friend’s sake. But I am anxious
and distracted and not in the mood at all, dammit.
“I honestly don’t have one,” I say. “I’m
sorry. I told you this wasn’t my thing.”
Rebecca groans and downs more than a
mouthful of her whiskey sour. It’s her party, she can self-medicate if she
wants to—and apparently, she does.
“What do people normally ask?”
Good Witch Willow is older with white
skin and long gray hair in a braid. She’s exactly what I imaged a witch would
look like when I was a child. A dramatic long lace dress and plenty of chunky
jewelry. Instead of answering me, she glances at her smartwatch and announces,
“That’s your two hours up. I’m out of here.”
Rebecca gives me a look.
Good Witch Willow wastes no time, packing
her tarot cards, a travel-size crystal ball, and a collection of brightly
colored crystals back into her large velvet tote.
“I’m sorry,” I say to Rebecca for the
second time. “Though your work bestie hogging her for over forty minutes to ask
about his fantasy football team didn’t help. And your neighbor that needed that
emergency love potion. I wonder if she’ll actually manage to find Keanu Reeves
and persuade him to drink it.”
Rebecca just raises her brows.
“You have to give it to her, it’s a
beautiful dream,” I say. “But my point is you, my friend, are popular. There
are a lot of people here. The chance of Good Witch Willow getting around to
everyone was always going to be low.”
“Just admit you’re all up in your
feelings about your boyfriend again.”
“I am worried about Josh.” I take a sip
from my gimlet. “He said the headache was really bad, that it was messing with
his vision.”
“That actually doesn’t sound good,” she
reluctantly agrees.
“Yeah. I really think he needs to see a
doctor, but you know what dudes are like.”
“I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’ve
pretty much made it my life mission to not know what dudes are like.” She takes
another sip of her drink. “You’re going to rush home to play nurse instead of
going dancing with me, aren’t you?”
“Rebecca, can you predict the future?” I
fake gasp. “And you never told me…that hurts. Wait. Did you know that was going
to hurt?”
She gives me an amused smile and raises
the remains of her drink in a toast. We’ve been best friends since sharing a
dorm room in college about a decade ago. She’s petite with dark hair and olive
skin. I on the other hand am more of a robust blonde. They didn’t spare the
tits and ass when they made me.
“Go on, abandon me then,” she says. “But
you owe me.”
“How about I take you out to dinner next
week? To that Japanese place you love?”
“No complaining when I eat all the salmon
sashimi.”
“Agreed. Happy almost birthday. Talk to
you tomorrow.” I set my mostly empty gimlet on the bar and give her a hug.
“Don’t go home with Priya. You know you’ll only regret it. Again.”
“But she’s brilliant and beautiful and
emotionally unavailable. She’s exactly my type.”
“Oh my God. It’s like you just proved my
point.”
“Get out of here, loser.”
I smack a kiss on her cheek. “I love you,
Rebecca. Make good choices.”
Despite the late hour, there are still
plenty of people around. The road is glossy black from a recent storm, and
puddles on the sidewalk reflect the lights from the bars and restaurants. I
huddle down into my cardigan against the cold night air. There’s a small
convenience store open on the other side. Just perfect for picking up Tylenol
since I have no idea how much we have at home, and Josh might need more. Better
safe than sorry.
I join the only other person waiting at
the corner to cross, and she just so happens to be Good Witch Willow. Her
stereotypical pointed boot taps impatiently as she rummages through her
colorful velvet tote in search of something. Being a witch must be interesting.
Not that I believe in all that. Divination and spirits and so on never seemed
particularly probable to me. My father is an atheist and taught us to question
everything and always demand proof. I’m also a librarian, and librarians like
facts. An established truth is a beautiful thing. They help to prop up society
and keep us warm at night. Or they used to.
The walk light flashes, and Willow’s gray
braid swings as she steps off the curb. I follow with my mind wandering,
thinking about what else Josh might need and whether I should buy him some
soda. But out of the corner of my eye, I see it—a sleek vehicle that doesn’t
stop like the others. It doesn’t even slow down. It is, in fact, speeding
straight toward us with headlights dazzlingly bright.
There’s no time to think. I grab the
older woman from behind as I propel us both back toward the curb and tumble to
the ground. Had she been any bigger, it might not have worked. But my years of
infrequent gym attendance finally come in handy. Wheels screech and the horn
blares as the sports car roars past us. It’s so damn close I can feel the rush
of air in its wake.
But we don’t get hit.
Holy shit. My heart is hammering.
Willow’s elbow digs into my stomach as she rolls off me onto the pavement.
Whatever. I am just honestly amazed to still be amongst the living.
“Asshole!” Good Witch Willow hollers at
the fading taillights.
The cool damp ground is hard beneath me,
but overhead a star twinkles in a gap between the clouds. Parts of me hurt. My
hand is bloody and scraped, and my hip is bruised. There’s also a tear in the
tiered skirt of my new pale blue mini dress, not to mention numerous stains
from the wet and dirty sidewalk. Odds are also good that I just flashed my
panties at the entire street.
Willow raises a brow at me. “Oh, it’s
you.”
“You’re welcome,” I reply dryly.
A young man standing nearby caught the
whole thing on his cell. And is still filming. A jogger stops and offers Willow
his hand. He gently pulls her to her feet before doing the same for me. Which
is nice of him.
Willow brushes herself off, gathering the
items that fell from her tote. Breath mints, hand sanitizer, and such. “I
didn’t see that car coming at all.”
Were I not still catching my breath, I
would definitely make a smart-ass comment about her supposed prognostication
abilities. Or at least give it serious consideration. But my hip is aching and
my hand stings. I wince as I pick a piece of gravel out of one of my deeper
scratches. What a mess.
“You’re the one who wanted to know what
people ask me, aren’t you?” She tosses her braid over her shoulder and narrows
her gaze on me. Like she’s attempting to stare into my soul or something.
“Don’t worry about it,” I say. “Are you
okay?”
She nods. “Falling on you made for a soft
landing.”
“Great.”
“There’s a lot that people would like to
know,” she continues. “But the most popular questions tend to revolve around
love. Are they cheating on me? Will they come back to me? Who’s my soulmate?
Things like that.”
“Makes sense, I guess.”
“Then they tend to move on to more
mundane issues, like if they’re going to get that promotion, or are they on the
right career track? Then you’ve got the ones who think they’re funny. They like
to ask me for this week’s lotto numbers.”
I snort. “That is kind of funny.”
“Not when you’re hearing it for the
hundredth time, it isn’t. And then there are the ones who want to know when
they’re going to die.” She cocks her head and sighs. “That car would have hit
me if you hadn’t been there. Given the speed it was going, I doubt it would
have ended well for me.”
I don’t know what to say to that, so I
keep my mouth shut.
“It would seem you’re owed something.”
“That’s not necessary.”
“Be quiet and listen.” Willow draws
herself up to her full height, and her gaze turns hazy. As if she’s staring
into the middle distance. Then in a sonorous tone, she announces, “He is
cheating on you. But I think you already know that deep down. The name of your
soulmate is Alistair George Arthur Lennox. What a mouthful.”
My smile is bemused. “Wait a minute. You
don’t mean—”
“You will be passed over for the
promotion. They really don’t appreciate you. I have no idea why you’ve stayed
there so long.”
“It’s complicated. You’re actually
predicting all of this, aren’t you?”
“Five, eight, twelve, twenty-four,
thirty-nine, and forty-three. And I’m very sorry to tell you this, but you will
die next Sunday.”
“What?” I shake my head. She cannot be
saying what I think she is saying. Because there is not a chance in hell that
this is real. “No. That’s not possible.”
“You might want to say goodbye to your
loved ones and get your affairs in order.”
My laughter is brittle with an edge of
disbelief. “Are you serious? I mean, you’re joking, right?”
Willow blinks several times and blows out
a breath. Like she’s coming back to herself or returning to her version of
reality or whatever. Maybe she hit her head on the pavement. It’s the only
thing that makes sense. Though she believed in all the supernatural stuff to
begin with. Which just goes to validate my belief that people are wild.
“Right,” she says. “Goodnight.”
“Did you mean right as in you were
joking?”
But without another word, she heads off
into the night, leaving me standing there stunned.
I ask the night at large, in a not so
quiet voice, “What in the actual fuck?”
But no one answers. Even the dude with
the cell phone has disappeared. Despite the drama and weirdness, no one so much
as spares me a glance. The world keeps turning and life goes on. Insert big
sigh here.
What I need is to buy the Tylenol, go
home, check on Josh, down some of the previously mentioned painkillers (for my
poor sore hip and hand), have a long hot shower, and then go to bed.
Author
Bio:
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Kylie
Scott is the New
York Times, USA Today, Wall Street Journal and international
bestselling author of 19 novels including the Stage Dive series, the Dive Bar
series, the Larsen Brothers series, and West Hollywood series. Her most
recent release, Pause, debuted on
the USA Today bestseller list. Her
books have been translated into fourteen languages, and she has sold over 2
million copies worldwide. |
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