SWAT for Dummies
by Gail Koger
GENRE: action/adventure/comedy/romance
Just
call me Calamity Jane, wherever I go, trouble soon follows. Which makes my job as a Maricopa County
Sheriff’s Deputy a bit hazardous. From chasing down a bank robber to dealing
with a cat burglar, or handling Sun City’s seniors who are crazy as June bugs
and horny as hell.
My
personal life is complicated. Off-duty
I’m a ballroom dancer. Detective Sergeant Dante Delgado is my new dance
partner. My relationship with him puts me in the crosshairs of a dirty cop with
homicidal tendencies. Can we stop him, or will we become his next victims?
Law
enforcement isn’t for the fainthearted. Are you brave enough to enter my world?
Author’s
note: I was a 9-1-1 dispatcher for way too many years and this novella contains
some of the wilder incidents that occurred.
Yes, sex on the sidewalk is based on a true incident.
Excerpt
Two:
I frowned. There were two naked people on the sidewalk
having sex. The woman’s arms were flailing wildly. “Is he raping her?”
“Shit! I think so. Call it in.” Julie flipped on the
overhead lights and made a kamikaze cut across four lanes of traffic. Tires
squealed, horns honked, and people made rude hand gestures.
Hanging on for dear life, I keyed my mic. “Charlie-23 we’re
out with a possible rape in progress at the corner of 59th avenue and Myrtle. I
need you to notify Glendale Police Department.”
“Copy, Charlie-23,” the dispatcher replied.
Julie brought the patrol car to a skidding stop in a dry
cleaner’s parking lot. We bailed out and sprinted over to the gyrating couple.
“Get off her!” I yelled.
“I’m not done yet,” the man growled and kept thrusting into
the woman.
I Maced him. “Oh, yes, you are.”
“Fuck,” he bellowed, and frantically rubbed his eyes.
The woman wrapped her legs around his back and shrieked, “Go
away. He’s my best customer.”
“Customer?” Julie
shot me an astonished look.
I shook my head in disbelief and noticed the lookie-loos
filming us. Great, just what we needed. “Mister, unless you want to get Maced
again, you will get to your feet and pull your pants up. Now! No one wants to
see that thing.”
Julie grabbed the loudly protesting prostitute under the
arms and dragged her away from the john. “It’s against the law to have sex in
public.”
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Author bio:
I was a 9-1-1 dispatcher for the Glendale Police Department and to keep from going totally bonkers – I mean people have no idea what a real emergency is. Take this for example: I answered, “9-1-1 emergency, what’s your emergency?” And this hysterical woman yelled, “My bird is in a tree.” Sometimes I really couldn’t help myself, so I said, “Birds have a tendency to do that, ma’am.” The woman screeched, “No! You don’t understand. My pet parakeet is in the tree. I’ve just got to get him down.” Like I said, not a clue. “I’m sorry ma’am but we don’t get birds out of trees.” The woman then cried, “But… What about my husband? He’s up there, too.” See what I had to deal with? To keep from hitting myself repeatedly in the head with my phone I took up writing.
Author
links:
http://www.gailkoger.com
https://www.facebook.com/Colettiwarlordbooks/
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/1598719.Gail_Koger
https://twitter.com/Askole
https://www.instagram.com/gkoger58/
https://www.bookbub.com/authors/gail-koger
http://www.amazon.com/Gail-Koger/e/B001K838BY
5 comments:
Thank you for featuring this book today.
Most folks don’t have a clue about what a cop deals with every day. Like a pack of attack chihuahuas, a monkey with a bad case of diarrhea, a hungry python, a brahma bull named Bodacious and a six-foot iguana.
What was the last movie you saw?
This looks like a great read.
How many books do you think will be in this series?
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