SALE—Fluffy by Julia
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FLUFFY
Author: Julia Kent
Release date: April 30,
2019
Genre: Romantic Comedy, Contemporary Romance
Cover Designer: Hang Le
Editor: Elisa Reed
Audiobook narrator: Erin Mallon
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Description:
It all started with the wrong Help Wanted ad. Of course it
did.
I’m a
professional fluffer. It’s NOT what you think. I stage homes for a living. Real
estate agents love me, and my work stands on its own merits.
Sigh.
Get your mind out of the gutter. Go ahead. Laugh. I’ll wait.
See?
That’s the problem. My career has used the term “fluffer” for decades. I didn’t
even know there was a more… lascivious definition of the term.
Until it
was too late.
The ad
for a “professional fluffer” on Craigslist seemed like divine intervention. My
last unemployment check was in the bank. I was desperate. Rent was due. The ad
said cash paid at the end of the day.
The
perfect job!
Staging
homes means showing your best angle. The same principle applies in making a
certain kind of movie. Turns out a “fluffer” doesn’t arrange decorative pillows
on a couch.
They
arrange other soft, round-ish objects.
The job
isn’t hard. Er, I mean, it is — it’s about being hard. Or, well… helping other
people to be hard.
Oh, man…
And
that’s the other problem. A man. No, not one of the stars on the movie set.
Will Lotham – my high school crush. The owner of the house where we’re filming.
Illegally. In a vacation rental.
By the
time the cops show up, what I thought was just a great house staging gig turned
into a nightmare involving pictures of me with an undressed naked star, Will
rescuing me from an arrest, and a humiliating lesson in my own naivete.
My job
turned out to be so much harder than I expected. But you know what’s easier
than I ever imagined?
Having
all my dreams come true.
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Teaser Excerpt:
“Do you use the proper terms for everything, Mallory?” He
makes an inarticulate sound as I peel the gauze off the cut, wiping gently.
“You call your pretty place a vulva, right? And you use the word vagina.”
“'Pretty place'?”
He
shrugs.
“And yes, I do. Vulva and vagina. And then there’s the
clitoris,” I say primly.
“What’s that?”
“What’s what?”
“A clitoris. Never heard of it.”
I freeze
and look down at him. Bright eyes meet mine. Is he serious?
“The clitoris is a nerve cluster above the opening to the
vagina,” I begin, taking a breath to continue my impromptu human sexuality
lecture, because when a man tells you they don’t know what a clitoris is, you
educate them immediately.
For the
sisterhood. All the women Will is going to sleep with from here on out will
thank me later.
He
starts to laugh. I’m so tempted to pour the small bottle of isopropyl alcohol
directly on his wound, but I’m a kind, compassionate woman, so instead I dab it
on with a swab.
“OW!” he bellows.
“Sorry.”
“You’re not sorry at all.”
“I’m sorry for your sex partners that you have no idea what a
clitoris is, Will.”
“I know what it is. And my tongue knows how to find one.
Blindfolded.”
“Why would you blindfold your tongue?”
Author Bio:
New York Times and USA Today Bestselling
Author Julia Kent writes romantic comedy with an edge. From billionaires to
BBWs to new adult rock stars, Julia finds a sensual, goofy joy in every contemporary
romance she writes. Unlike Shannon from Shopping
for a Billionaire, she did not meet her husband after dropping her phone in
a men's room toilet (and he isn't a billionaire). She lives in New England with
her husband and three sons in a household where the toilet seat is never, ever,
down
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