WRITERS WRITE... WRITING PARTNERS FEUD ~ Ho--Ho-Ho to All





Compiled by: Angelica Hart and Zi

Santa isn't the only one who should have a few ho ho ho's. Laughter is the medicine of our soul and in this hectic frenzy of the season we wish to give you the give of humor, or what we might strangely consider humor. Please enjoy some funny quotes about the holidays.
The thoughts don’t necessarily reflect our own attitudes, but they did make us chuckle!

"In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'" Dave Barry

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno

"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas." Johnny Carson.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Anonymous

A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing." Jay Leno.

"I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph." Shirley Temple

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet. Anonymous

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year." P. J. O'Rourke

Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. Tom Sims

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Anonymous

"Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year." Victor Borge

"There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages with raw egg yolks and cottage cheese in them." P.J. O'Rourke.

We want to wish all a Happy Holiday Season whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or Kiwansa. Enjoy family and friends. Take time to cherish your blessings. But most of all, love each other with pure hearts and happy spirits.


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Angelica Hart and Zi ~ Vixen Bright and Zachary Zane
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