Z: (First whistling and then
singing) It's May...it's May... outdoor
lovin’ begins this day.
A: What are you watching? (The rattle of a pretzel bag being opened
interrupted the noise coming out of Zi's computer)
Z: The Miss Potato Skin Pageant. The internet can be great. (He sighed the sigh of those emotionally
moved as he took notes)
A: And a diversion from us working. (She didn't even try looking at his screen,
knowing it could be anything from curvy women wearing potato skin swimsuits, to
simply skinned potatoes carved like women, to a cooking show about potatoes
with sexy women trying to cook)
Z: (Ogling the screen) Lady you must be a
General 'cause you are making my
privates stand at attention.
A: Are there no limits to what you'll say?
Z: Few.
A: I've noticed you are not quite yourself of
late, too much attention to the randy and not enough to what we have to
do. (She mimicked a school marm's
scolding tongue but there was an obvious tease in her tone)
Z: Randy is what we do!
A: To put a finer point on that, working at
randy is what we do.
Z: (He stood and flourished a mighty bow of the
gallant) I am at your service, madam,
speak!
A: We've an article to write.
Z: Enlighten me.
A: Eating in bed...for or against...keep it
clean. (Using two fingers, she pointed
to her eyes and then his, the universal sign for, I'm watching you)
Z: (He flopped back into his seat and while
staring at the ceiling, mused aloud) "Soul meets soul on lover's lips."
By Percy Bysshe Shelly. (He sat up and
matter-of-factly reached into the pretzel bag and grabbed a handful) Eating in
bed is naughty. I never think about
crackers or chips, but smackers and hips.
A: So you are taking oral sex... as the point of
our article? Ok! I once read, "I have found men who didn't
know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them." That was by Mae West. (Took a moment of silence to give a nod of
admiration to the brazen marvel of yesteryear's magical, bawdy mistress of the
screen)
(They
both stood and saluted the famed photo of Mae West for she was their shero.)
Z: Kissing is so underrated. Kissing
is magic. Albert Einstein wrote, "Any
man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the
kiss the attention it deserves."
And there it is. One of the most
brilliant minds ever agrees with me, kissing is great and should never be
ignored. (He raised his hands as if
scoring a touchdown, and then repeated the gesture in case she missed it)
A: But the article is about eating in bed?
Z: Ah-ha kissing in bed easily becomes a case of
kissing what and where. Oral sex which
was once thought an unnatural act of nature is now so vanilla. Taking a nymphet to your sheets, nuzzling, cuddling
and necking quickly turns French. Those
sexing are expecting it.
A: So, give me a twist. (She twirled her fingers like a tornado)
Z: (Thinking she wanted a red vine liquorish he
searched her drawer and gave her one)
A: Thanks but give an eating in bed twist for
our article.
Z: A muff diver was so quick to give his free
moustache ride that his date du jour was unable to prepare and he caught her
merkin in his dentures and as he rose the hair piece fell to the floor with his
upper plate attached.
A: That was not just a twist, but a twister,
category five! Be a little serious.
Z: The struggle for the equality of sexes has
brought the art and act of 69 into prime-time.
Everyone has to get a fair shake.
Hell, there was a time when his bed was the Bordello of Selfish Behavior. But now, he has to worry if she gets off or
not.
A: Your point.
That sounded sexist!
Z: Far from it.
It is better this way. "Lick
and be licked." ~ Zi.
A: (After hearing Zi quoting Zi, Ang was too intent on matching quote for quote
and had been flipping through the quotation book) I found this by Anaïs Nin,
from Henry and June: From A Journal of Love"--The Unexpurgated Diary of
Anaïs Nin, "Everything with me is
either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though
when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and
everything connected with it. I also hate Dutch paintings, penis-sucking,
parties, and cold rainy weather. But I am much more preoccupied with loving" (She arched a single, too well-plucked brow
as if to say, top that!) Care to comment?
Z: Yes... no one should ever hate oral. (He adopted his most serious expression, that
usually reserved for saluting the flag)
A: That's it?
Z: That was the only part of your quote that had
anything to do with oral.
A: Sssshessh!
Z: Oral is important.
A: Example!
Z: (He reasoned a moment) “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he
parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it
is.” was said by Barbara Bush. (His
words soared out like a man who not only surpassed her comment but added the
cherry on top and then licked the spoon)
A: Barbara Bush is your authority on oral sex?
Z: Of course.
So many folks thought her hubby sucked.
(As if concluding) Eating in bed... pro or con.
A: (Pondered for a long moment, knowing this
required sensible and considerate thought) I think I'm pro, albeit, ice cream
sundaes or whip cream on the naughty parts.
You?
Z: In lieu of Arm Forces Day coming up, I am pro
Mess Tents.
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1 comment:
I read that whipped cream is a big mistake because it turns sour quickly and leaves quite a stench.
Love,
Janie
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