Z: It's May...it's May...
outdoor lovin' begins this day. (He
grinned that naughty grin) Want to go on
a picnic? (Just a magician would pull a
bouquet of fake flowers out of his sleeve, Zi pulled from his an bundle of
red-vine Twizzlers)
A: In June. (Grabbed the red-vine, noticed that they were
stale, but continued to eat... why... sugar was sugar)
Z: I was in June in College.
A: You were and are innnn-sane!
Z: (Zi grabbed the bundle from
her hand and cajoled) These were a bribe
to get you to picnic with me.
A: Picnic with yourself. You probably did that also in college. (She snatched the candy back)
Z:
(After five minutes of processing her assertion, he asked) Do you want to write another Vampire book?
A:
Vampires and/or werewolves are everywhere.
Z:
(Zi started a search on Vampire books)
A:
(While he was turned away, she put a pair of fake fangs into her mouth
and crept up behind him and in a horrible Transylvanian accent she spoke) I vont to suck... your Twizzler.
Z:
(He turned as she laughed and in so doing, spit her fangs out. They were so close the fangs popped into his
mouth that was agape.)
A:
Beast!
Z:
Me? Grrrrr! (He transitioned into a general dialog about
vampire books) People like the primal
animal these books represent. Let me
gnaw on you... while my guttural growl brings butterflies to your belly. Let me suck... the youth from you... and flop
in that sate.
A:
I get the exchange of blood is likened to the exchange of bodily
fluid. The suck on the neck or elsewhere
is pseudo-sexual. The haunting captivity
of the victims is much like being smitten.
But, come on, it is a form of bestiality. Animal on human. Is this where I add the ick? Or do I accept that
titillation as real? (She opened the
collar of her blouse, showing white flesh and a tad of cleavage) Why don't you
come up and... bite me... bite me... big boy.
(May West hand-hip swag was in place)
Z:
So vampires... a crime against nature?
A:
But by nature, humans feel akin to animals... so isn't it their nature
to be beasty? (She bent her chin down
tightly to grab a red-vine without using her hands... she was close and
maneuvered the bunch to be closer... delight manifested itself in her eyes, she
had created a self-serve candy dispenser)
Z:
Bestial behavior has always been a taboo, but has also intrigued since
the beginning of recorded history. Petyroglyphs
show prehistoric man getting it on
with beasts.
A:
Deviant... or bad blind date Saturday?
Z:
Mythology and folklore have highlighted this activity with the likes of
the myth Leda and the Swan, where the horny fowl gets the girl... good. (He paused)
Not good that he gets her but good is how! I've seen the statues and pictures.
A:
That's one romping rooster. This
all gives new meaning to being cocked.
Z:
Centaurs, half man/ half horse, have been pictured in sexual union,
stallions, accouterments have excited women.
A;
Ride 'em cowgirl! (She pulled a
red vine and used it as a crop riding her air horsy)
Z:
Minotaurs, in the middle ages, were bull-men that were always depicted
as powerful and sexual. (Giving the
get-with-the-program-cause-this-is-serious look)
A:
Minotaur crap... fantasy bull-shit?
(She popped the candy into her mouth and showed the whites of hers eyes
in pleasure)
Z:
A faun, such as Pan, was an ancient god that was half man and half goat,
often depicted as seducing via his flute.
A:
Flute? (She plucked another red
vine and tried to play the limp piece of candy as one might a flute... she
tooted the song... A Framer in the Dell)
Z:
Satyrs, also men having goat-like features, especially their phallus,
have been seen in pictures having their way, missionary style, with of all
beasts, goats.
A:
Baaaad story! (Because of the
tooting and having candy in her mouth, she driveled red spit down her chin and
giggled as she wiped it... ultimately, offering a lick to Zi who shunned
her)
Z:
Dating back to the 14th century and continuing into the 20th, women were
accused of being witches and punished because they were thought to be having
sex with animals. Why the sex? Some weird belief that they were trying to
mate with the Devil, who were oft though the image of a goat. So, you can see that the fascination has been
omnipresent.
A: Zoophilia and/or bestiality has been thought
deviant. The recent media use of
attractive werewolves and vampires softens the edge of that deviancy. So have our characters in our writing moved
people to be more accepting of this behavior?
Z:
That is the least of our worries.
A:
I worry I haven't laughed today.
Z:
I vont to suck your...
A:
Be nice.
Z:
I have a short piece.
A:
(She read)
Little Boy Blue still chatting-up Little
Girl Pink, "A young Grandpa Dumpty was in Paris walking along one of the
River Seine's bridges one sunny afternoon and saw a man about to jump off. Frantic, Dumpty sprinted to the man and
shouted, 'Wait, don't jump! Let's talk! I'm sure things can't be this bad!' The jumper turned to Dumpty and sobbed, 'What
do you know about it? Listen, my magic
built that castle. See that one over there? And there! Three of those Bastions are my design! But when I walk down a rue, does anyone say,
There goes Merlin, the Magical Architect?
Nay, they don't! I write
necromancy books, too! I wrote a magical
mystery novel in 3D that made the Hamlet
Old Times best-seller list! But does
anyone say, There goes Merlin, the magical author? Nay, they don't! For ten years I've taught magic courses at Spell U Without a Y, but does anyone
ever say, There goes Merlin, the magical college prof? Nay, they don't! But you suck one little twisler...'" (BALDERDASH AND
DONA PENZA TATTLE TALES
PRESENTS: SECOND FLORILEGIUM...THE
FABLE OF SIN-SIN-CINDERELLA BALLING...BOOK TWENTY-FOUR...DANCING LOVE...BY Angelica
Hart and Zi
A: Want some soup?
Z: Ok.
A: Your turn to make it.
Z: I think I have some frozen
ox-tail soup.
A: Really?
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