We
question.
A
man is an incubus... a woman is a succubus... therefore are angels, boogeymen,
and tooth fairies exempt? If a mosquito
bites you at night it is by definition a succubus and thus female? And
what would you call someone who is of the transgender orientation? A transcubus? What about an asexual? Acubus?
And does that A bus stop at B Street?
We
question.
When
I hear the expression peter out I
react as if someone is flashing someone.
Chester the Molester is in the park pulling open his trench coat. It is one of those phrases that engenders
different reaction. Another is fire in the hole. I immediately think of a series of wrong
thinking thoughts, a flame swallower's act gone badly, an enflamed STD, ejaculation,
hemorrhoids, and amazing hot and promiscuous gal. All bad.. bad... bad thinking on my
part. Expressions are imagination's
fodder. Fit to the T... wet t-shirt contest. Holy
Toledo... naughty Toledo. To pull strings... a mischievous lad
eyeing a string bikini at the beach. Flash point... drink three... and flash tube... the top she lifts. Hard-and-fast...
wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am. Wapper-jawed... well, my thoughts are
so... well, I ain't going there. Phrases
cause my mind to explode and sexplode.
We
question.
If
men are dogs then are women cats?
Possibly. Thus the name puss and
all it derivatives? Why don't women use
their tongues to groom? Do they? My Grams licked her hand to fix my hair and
her thumb to rub away a smudge. What
else do they lick? And since cats can
lick every part of their bodies why do they need men? Could a shaved cat be called a PPP. Discretion keeps me from defining the Ps. Write us and guess what we intended.
We
question.
Here
I sit all brokenhearted... paid a dime to poop but only farted. Where have all the pay-toilets gone? Why is Jack the nickname of John? Since we never call the privy Jack then are
we always being formal? Why are there moons on out-houses and the
biggest question is why did my granddad have a two-seater out-house. Who would have gone in together? Why?
He and grandma... eeeesssh!
We
question.
Why
do runs in women's hosiery run up? A
perverted function of the stitchery? A
convoluted effort to provide some pleasure at a time of frustration? Because everything else runs down their
legs? Oh, smack my wrist... I was a
naughty boy. He-he-he.
We
question.
If
the male part of the body, and we know to what Angelica is referencing, is
called a wiener must we in order to not offend qualify by referring to it as a
Ball Park wiener. They plump when they
cook them. Thus continuing the point
that all men are not just dogs but wiener dogs.
And then what is meant when someone is weaned off something? Interesting?
Sick? Angelica wrote this. Complain to her. Please!
We
question... why... because we do.
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